But the news that organic chicken is neither as tasty nor good for you as the kind we regular folks buy at the supermarket gives me a frisson of self-satisfaction. Take that, food snobs and environmental nutjobs!
I firmly believe that apples haven't tasted nearly as good as they used to before the alar scare took that pesticide off the market. A completely unnecessary intervention on the part of the EPA, by the way.
I await the day when deep fat, steak, cream pies and hot fudge are proven to be the cornerstones of a healthy diet.