About time

Hollywood to actors - No Surgery Please.

In small but significant numbers, filmmakers and casting executives are beginning to re-examine Hollywood’s attitude toward breast implants, Botox, collagen-injected lips and all manner of plastic surgery.

Television executives at Fox Broadcasting, for example, say they have begun recruiting more natural looking actors from Australia and Britain because the amply endowed, freakishly young-looking crowd that shows up for auditions in Los Angeles suffers from too much sameness.

“I think everyone either looks like a drag queen or a stripper,” said Marcia Shulman, who oversees casting for Fox’s scripted shows.

Now if they could just rein in the stylists.

Credit still available for certain worthy ventures

Like boob jobs.

Not a good idea

Designer vaginas.

Dr. Erin Tracy was surprised when a teenage patient came to her gynecological practice to request a surgical procedure.

Her young patient wanted a more attractive vagina. The girl sought labiaplasty — a procedure to trim down and shape the inner or outer lips of the vagina, often for cosmetic purposes.

"She came in specifically to ask me to perform this procedure because a girlfriend of hers had had this done as well," said Tracy, an attending physician at Massachusetts General Hospital and an assistant professor of obstetrics, gynecology and reproductive biology at Harvard University.

Such requests are becoming more common. Procedures including "vaginal rejuvenation," "designer vaginoplasty," "revirgination" and "G-spot amplification" are rapidly gaining popularity.

Oy.

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But enough about the motivations. Let's take a look at the before and after photos, shall we?

1. Cara is perhaps the only woman I can think of who genuinely needs breast implants. Seriously, this procedure should have been covered by her health insurance.
   
   
2. Chele's plastic surgeon did her a grave disservice (scroll down to after pic #3). Breasts really aren't supposed to look as though you've had firm melons attached to your chest.
   
   
3. Morgan's breast tattoo expanded along with her breasts, which is a good thing, since that panther (?) would have looked lost among that vast expanse of flesh. Actually, I only mention Morgan and her tattoo because of a woman I saw the other day at the doctor's office. She most emphatically did not need breast augmentation. Indeed, her bra and stretchy tank top could barely contain her girls. Like Morgan she had a tattoo on her left breast. It said Wilma, so I was surprised when the nurse summoned Tasha and she responded. You don't suppose her right breast was called Fred?