The Oscars are boring

So I don't watch them. And the only reason I would watch them would be to see the clothes, but thanks to the miraculous Interweb I no longer need to. Now the best thing about the clothes are the really bad clothes.

But here again lies proof that we live in a degraded age. After a careful perusal of the attendees, I've determined that this was last night's worst oufit:



Dowdy? Yes. Unflattering? Oui. But oh-so boring. Yes the days of truly crapatcular Oscar fashions are behind us.



It's a big loss.