UK fat police issue manifesto

Here's what they propose:

• Printing a helpline numbers for advice with all clothes sold with a waist of more than 40in for men and 37in for boys, women’s garments with a waist of more than 35in or size 16 or above, and more than 31in for girls
  
• Banning the placement of sweets and fatty snacks at or near shop tills and at children’s eye level
  
• Taxing processed foods that are high in sugar or saturated fat
  
• Introducing health checks for all school leavers, both primary and secondary
  
• Allowing new urban roads only if they have cycle lanes
  
• Establishing a dedicated central agency responsible for all aspects of obesity