You have a right to the Internet

If you live in San Francisco.

Gavin Newsom, Mayor of San Francisco and first runner up in the 2001 Upperclass Twit of the Year Contest has declared access to the internet a “Fundamental Right”, equal to none other than your rights to speak freely without fear of reprisal from your government, your right to practice of any religion (or not) you choose (or not) and your right to keep an bear arms.

He is in the process of attempting to set up free Wi-Fi service throughout the Shity by the Bay, and I have no doubt that as the subject starts getting bogged down in debate that he will begin blasting any and all who oppose it as friends ‘Big Phone’ and Big Cable’ who currently GASP charge people for their services after said companies have invested in the infrastructure to yield these services.