Where's the fun?

Forget Harriet Miers says Michael Weiss. If President Bush wants to nominate a crony to the Supreme Court, Weiss has just the man for the job.

Where's the fun gone in this administration? I couldn't keep my eyes open through Roberts' confirmation hearing, but this seemed cleverly designed, a toddler tub-sloshing Act One in preparation for the Ancient Mariner's thundering Borkerific tempest of Act Two, which I was all but expecting to have to pay-per-view on C-SPAN. Now is this all we get? I certainly hope not. John Paul Stevens is looking a little anemic these days. Dubya, aim for the bleachers. Are you ready? Three words: Karl fucking Rove. He doesn't even have a college degree, let alone a JD. And he's already made tender doughboy love to one grand jury, you really think a pud like Schumer's going to faze him? Come on. It'll drive 'em wild.