Oct 20, 2005

Jilted by Bush

Andrea Harris reacts to this, merely one of the latest in a long list of conservative carryings on about Bush.
OH GOD SHUT UP. YOU’RE ACTING LIKE BUSH IS YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND. “He’s (sniff sob) not the man I (choke, gasp) thought he was! He only brought me to the dance because (wail) his girlfriend had the measles! I thought he really, really liked me for what I am!” The whole thing makes me want to start an internet rumour that George Bush, instead of being an evangelical Methodist, really worships Gurrodious the Thrice-Hornéd One with monthly midnight sacrifices of goats and human babies. Just to see how many “crunchy cons” totally buy it.

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