Exploding bras

Female fliers can probably expect airport security guards to get a little more familiar than they'd like now that Scotland Yard has alerted them to the phenomenon of suicide bombers who stash explosives in their bras.

The bombers lull officers into a false sense of security by showing their bare midriff to prove they are not wearing a "bomb jacket" - but then the bra explodes.

Via Jeff Jarvis: "If this weren't so sick and so real, it'd be a straightline with so many punchlines."