Showing posts with label pop culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pop culture. Show all posts

Aug 23, 2010

Whatever happened to quicksand?

Daniel Engber:
If you're a 9- or 10-year-old at the P.S. 29 elementary school in Brooklyn, N.Y., you've got more pressing concerns: Dragons. Monsters. Big waves at the beach that might separate a girl from her mother. Thirty years ago, quicksand might have sprung up at recess, in pools of discolored asphalt or the dusty corners of the sandbox—step in the wrong place, and you'd die. But not anymore, a boy named Zayd tells me. "I think people used to be afraid of it," he says. His classmates nod. "It was before we were born," explains Owen. "Maybe it will come back one day."

Hmmm. I remember being afraid of quicksand. Also, improbably, tsetse flies, thanks to a neighbor kid's mother who assured us that there had been an influx of the creatures one summer. She warned us not to go to sleep if we got bitten, or we'd never wake up. I spent many a long night that summer trying to stay awake, afraid that one of the mosquito bites on my legs was really the work of a tsetse fly.

May 25, 2010

Gymnasts with implants

The Manolo on pole dancing:
Frankly, competitive pole dancing seems antiseptic, and mostly asexual, more similar to the the display of physical culture than the tawdry eroticism. So serious and martial, like the exercises done by the women of Sparta.

Mar 9, 2007

TV show footage clears man of murder charge

Outtakes from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" show that suspect was at Dodger Stadium at the time of the slaying. The episode in question was the one in which Larry David hires a prostitute so he can drive to the stadium in the HOV lane.

The footage also got Juan Catalan a $320,000 settlement from the LA City Council.

Feb 27, 2007

The George Bush-Derek Jeter baseball card

Mickey Mantle's featured, too.
It's hard to Topps this one: The card company has issued a Derek Jeter baseball card with a smiling President Bush in the stands.

But there's something very wrong with that picture: Bush wasn't really at the game that day.

A not-so-careful analysis of the card makes it clear that Bush was digitally superimposed - his right arm extended in a waving motion and his left arm seemingly missing.

The mischievous elves at Topps then played another version of Where's Waldo - sticking a picture of Mickey Mantle in the dugout.

The Mick is depicted in uniform, holding a bat as though he were back from the dead and preparing to pinch hit.

Jan 29, 2007

It's a little early in the day

To decide who the ultimate bad guys are in 24. Stefan Kanfer is glad this year's bad guys are Muslim terrorists.
he new season features radical Muslims as the bad guys. Not Presbyterians. Not animists. Not Shintoists. Not Buddhists. Not Seventh-day Adventists. Not Rosicrucians. No, the characters fighting the U.S. have thick Arabic or African accents, and they have no compunction about killing children, the unarmed, the innocent, the unsuspecting. CAIR has once again complained, but Fox seems uninterested in accommodating them this time out.
But with the reappearance of the man behind last season's plot--now identified as Jack Bauer's brother Graham--leads me to suspect that the Muslim terrorists may be pawns in a much larger scheme. I just hope "Big Oil" or "right-wing reactionaries" aren't the culprits.

Jan 12, 2007

Countdown to "24"

I can't wait.
This new season of "24" taught me many things. Firstly, in the world of "24," Muslims have it pretty bad, as they're either terrorists or borderline Uncle Toms. But on the bright side, African-Americans have it pretty good on the racial ladder. Secondly, I learned that the entire national security apparatus talks in intense whispers, even when ordering takeout. And thirdly, regardless of whether you care to see a reflection of our nation in the mirror of one of its most popular dramas, explosions remain, as always, extremely cool. Will Jack Bauer deliver us from Armageddon? Or will the Republic fall into terrorist-inspired anarchy? Tune in, prepare to tune in again and again, and ask yourself: What have you done in the past 24 hours?

Jan 10, 2007

Carlo Ponti dies

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He was 94 and spent the last 50 years married to Sophia Loren, whom he discovered. Not a bad life. Here's a gushing, but fun, story on Sophia. It includes details on her romance with the great Cary Grant and her life as an illegitimate child in Naples.

Jan 5, 2007

Vincent Sardi Jr dies

The official end of an era.
Sardi’s shone brightest on the opening night of a Broadway show, and in the 1960s, a show opened nearly every night. The ritual never varied. In a line that stretched down 44th Street, theatergoers, theater insiders and celebrity watchers clamored for a table, hoping against hope to be seated on the first floor, where they could see cast members, producers and the playwright of the moment entering the restaurant after the curtain rang down. As the actors made their way to their tables, the diners would stand and applaud.

Once seated, the actors, producers and playwright would put on a brave face waiting for the reviews. The first 25 copies of The New York Times and The New York Herald Tribune were rushed over to Sardi’s from the printing presses at midnight, with the review pages marked. Mr. Sardi would man the telephone, taking calls from friends of the cast, ticket brokers and newspaper columnists eager to get a read on the fate of the new play. If the reviews were poor, a pall descended over the dining room, and diners would slink out the door. If the reviews were good, it was Champagne all around and a celebration until the wee hours.

Jan 4, 2007

Who is Barbara Walters' plastic surgeon?

He's clearly more than earning his keep. The woman's pushing 80 and she hasn't got a wrinkle. Look at that neck and chest.

Jan 3, 2007

Dreamgirls: A musical with completely unremarkable music

And yet it was enjoyable. Jennifer Hudson was outstanding; it's worth going to see the movie just to be able to say you saw a star being born. Eddie Murphy stole every scene he was in. Jamie Foxx was terrific and Beyoncé was gorgeous. The costumes were great and you really felt you were being taken back to Detroit at the beginning of the 1960s.

And yet, the music. AO Scott sums up my position pretty throroughly.
But the problem with “Dreamgirls” — and it is not a small one — lies in those songs, which are not just musically and lyrically pedestrian, but historically and idiomatically disastrous. This is a musical, after all, about music, about an especially vibrant and mutable strain of rhythm and blues that proclaimed itself, boastfully but not inaccurately, to be “the sound of young America.”

...

The great Motown songwriters — Smokey Robinson, Marvin Gaye, the trio of geniuses known to posterity as Holland-Dozier-Holland — turned out great pop songs by the dozen, cutting bolts of blues, gospel and rock ’n’ roll into clean, trim, shiny garments. It is vain to imagine that Mr. Krieger and Mr. Eyen, who died in 1991, could replicate the Motown sound in all its variety, but as it is, the film barely acknowledges its existence.

Dec 22, 2006

Happy, yet sad

The story of "Merry Little Christmas," which started out being "hysterically lugubrious," but has lightened up over the years.

Judy Garland's version


Frank Sinatra's version

The fat lesbian or the tonsorially challenged snake oil salesman?

What a choice.