Her parents would be devastated

If they knew their daughter has slept with 1,000 men over 10 years. I'm guessing they won't notice the giant pic of "posh Christina Saunders [who] knows good sex" atop a story titled "Sex mad stunner copies romping antics of her hero" on the News of the World.

Pathetic

"She insisted she's going to be buried in an Obama t-shirt." -President Obama