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A Palestinian "scholar" says the Koran shows that the US will cease to exist come 2007.

"The tsunami waves are a minor rehearsal in comparison with what awaits the US in 2007," the researcher concluded in his study. "The Holy Koran warns against the Omnipotent Allah's force. A great sin will cause a huge flood in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans."

That's some wave.

Via AnalogKid