Jun 25, 2009

The Holmes Plan for Iran

We tell the Ayatollah and Amadanijihad that we will let them walk away with all of the money they have stolen and their lives if they step down and allow for the transfer to a democracy. If not, we lift the prohibition on assassination and every humming noise they hear could be an armed drone with a laser sight trained on their foreheads until the day they are both dead.

Holmes 2012.

Jun 24, 2009

God Have Mercy

I can't comprehend this.


Can we intervene now?

Jun 23, 2009

Somehow the cheesy 80's music

Doesn't take away from this at all:

Jun 13, 2009

God Be With the Iranian People

And let something come of all of this. Anything but the current state. Anything.

Weekly Steyn

A society of children.

Jun 11, 2009

Always for the children

Regulating tobacco. And by restrictions on commercial speech.

If by "children" they mean "citizens who are treated like children."

Awkward...but Funny

Daily show interviews at the NY Times.

via Lucianne.com

Jun 9, 2009

Not to Give Obama Any Ideas...

Morton's Fork.

A Morton's Fork is a choice between two equally unpleasant alternatives (in other words, a dilemma), or two lines of reasoning that lead to the same unpleasant conclusion. It is analogous to the expressions "between the devil and the deep blue sea" or "between a rock and a hard place." This is the opposite of the Buridan's Ass.

The expression originates from a policy of tax collection devised by John Morton, Lord Chancellor of England in 1487, under the rule of Henry VII.

His approach was that if the subject lived in luxury and had clearly spent a lot of money on himself, he obviously had sufficient income to spare for the king. Alternatively, if the subject lived frugally, and showed no sign of being wealthy, he must have substantial savings and could therefore afford to give it to the king. These arguments were the two prongs of the fork and regardless of whether the subject was rich or poor, he did not have a favourable choice


Frankly, I think we're all forked. (Thanks, thanks, I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress. But only in Yuan.)

Jun 6, 2009

Update: Flight 93 Memorial Showdown

The comments here say it all.

Apparently 950 acres isn't enough for the feel goody theme park the National Parks Service intends to create. 500 more acres is needed. At the point of a gun.

I am all in favor of a tasteful memorial for those brave people aboard the plane. But nothing about this seems tasteful- more like a land grab by the National Parks Service. Naturally they'll need a slightly larger budget, more people employed, etc, etc.

Global Warming

Is there anything it can't do?

The world is moving on from this particular hoax, Mr. Annan. Unfortunately your former employer is one that remains.