Along with the raves, the survey also included outtakes:
Good-tasting, if only until your left ventricle finally gives out.
Love the cheese-flavored plastic!
E. coli is free with every order.
Best consumed drunk.
It's hard to tell where the food stops and the Styrofoam containers begin.
They should be cited for posing as a restaurant.
Not sure they use real cows.
Responsible for the downfall of modern civilization.
Staff seems in some sort of psychic pain.