Al Gore.
Notice how Gore's physique has inflated along with his prestige among certain people. (Academy Award winner Al Gore!) He looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Only I imagine that in order to destroy him one wouldn't use proton packs but a long lance. After piercing Gore with the lance, a fantastic explosion would ensue sounding like a giant, otherworldly fart and emitting several tons of methane gas into the atmosphere while the mylar shell of algore falls limply to the earth.
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