May 30, 2007

The new Jesus


Al Gore.

Notice how Gore's physique has inflated along with his prestige among certain people. (Academy Award winner Al Gore!) He looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Only I imagine that in order to destroy him one wouldn't use proton packs but a long lance. After piercing Gore with the lance, a fantastic explosion would ensue sounding like a giant, otherworldly fart and emitting several tons of methane gas into the atmosphere while the mylar shell of algore falls limply to the earth.

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