Countdown to unemployment--Day 4

I've never been in a job long enough to use all my business cards. They're apparently printed by the truckload so I'd have to hand them out, two at a time, to every person I pass by in order to make a dent in them. I came across a few thousand yesterday while cleaning out a drawer. I took them home. I can't think why. Maybe I'll make a gigantic collage. Or wallpaper my bathroom with them.