Jerry Lewis and Hot Dogs; I couldn't think of a finer way to spend labor day. I would make a comment and then block quote a portion of the wikipedia article the way it is normally done on this site, but apparently Mozilla doesn't support the cut and paste function. Alright, I'm babbling.
Anyway, here's Mark Steyn at his finest- conflating Labor Day and the 8th Psalm and Environmentalists. Cheers to capitalism!