I'm thinking we need the technology to enable people's pictures to gain weight while they stay skinny.
"How sad it is! I shall grow old, and horrid, and dreadful. But this picture will remain always young. It will never be older than this particular day of June. . . . If it was only the other way! If it was I who were to be always young, and the picture that were to grow old! For this--for this--I would give everything! Yes, there is nothing in the whole world I would not give!"
--Oscar Wilde. The Picture of Dorian Gray
ADDED: Karl Rove loses wieght the old-fashioned way: A wacky crash diet.