Cripes! Please stop!

Don't send me your animated-gif-filled chain letters full of wisdom about loving my friends and living my life to the fullest. When have I ever given you the idea that I'm in the market for animated-gif-filled chain letters full of wisdom about loving my friends and living my life to the fullest? And what gives you the idea that I'd *wish* to forward this animated-gif-filled chain letters full of wisdom about loving my friends and living my life to the fullest to anyone? Plus, I don't even know who you are.