Jul 31, 2006

If I were a rich woman

I'd never stand in line again. Or do laundry. I'm not sure whether this would mean throwing out garments after they got dirty or whether I'd just have someone launder my clothes for me, but I'd never do laundry again if I had the funds.

I wouldn't mind doing my own walking, but it would be nice to pay someone to clear people from my path as I made my way forward. This would entail knocking down those people who feel that the door of a public establishment is a good place to stop and have a chat; after they'd been so cleared, someone else would follow in my wake dispensing cash to the people who'd been knocked down.

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