Unintentionally hilarious

This favorite memo ever, via pullquote, reminds me of an ordnance proposed by the city of Englewood, NJ to keep an erotic emporium out of the city's main shopping district. I suppose the lawmakers wanted to ensure that they had all bases covered so the ordnance listed all the prohibited items and their intended uses with hilarious results. Combining legalese with graphic sexual terminology is a surefire kneeslapper. I only wish I had it to post.