May 25, 2006

Finally: A prize Jimmy Carter deserves

His latest book was awarded the 2005 J. Gordon Coogler Award for the Worst Book of the Year.
Jimmy has actually published twenty books now. Probably he should have been made Coogler Laureate twenty times. The problem is, so vain is this insufferable huckster and so desperate has he become for notice that, as his presidency attracts ever more flies in history's dustbin, he is increasingly likely to show up at our Coogler Awards ceremony -- whether invited or not. There he would stand, clutching his Coogler to his bosom and sermonizing until the janitors turned out the lights. Worse, he might bring Rosalynn, an author in her own right.

Carter haters will want to read the whole thing.

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