Todd Leopold, whose personal nemesis is "Honey" is asking readers for theirs. I've always hated this, for its green sensibility as much as anything else. What's wrong with parking lots?
This also makes my skin crawl, though any piece by Andrew Lloyd Weber would do in a pinch. "Send in the Clowns" would also make the cut in my worst songs of all time. And then there's this, which was performed at every school concert of my son's that I ever attended. Hideous, bathetic lyrics. Gooey, sickening melody. It's got it all.