ADDENDUM: The Jews took my homework.
"You see how devious the Zionists are?" said taxi driver, Nabil El Masry, "When I heard they are trying to ruin our economy I couldn't believe they would stoop that low. I mean, we know that every day they try to sabotage us. Yesterday it was bird flu and today it is math homework. By God, what is next??"
It's kinda hard to tell which is the true story, isn't it?