New meme: Have you ever ...
Smoked a cigarette or tried it: Yes.
Crashed a friend's car: Yes. In college. Remarkably, we remained friends. Her parents weren't pleased with me, though.
Stolen a car: No.
Been dumped: Yes. Actually, I was once dumped by email, perhaps the lowest form of dumping.
Shoplifted: Yes, a Chunky bar when I was six. But I paid for my sins: Raisins and chocolate are terrible together.
Been fired/laid off: Oh, yes. More than once.
Been in a fist fight: No.
Snuck out of your parent's house: Yes.
Been arrested: No
Gone on a blind date: Yes (shudder), more than once.
Lied to a friend: I can't recall, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Skipped school: Absolutely.
Seen someone die: No.
Been to Canada: Yes.
Been to Mexico: No.
Eaten Sushi: Yummy! Yes.
Met someone in person from the internet: You betcha!
Taken pain-killers: Uh huh.
Had a tea party: Well, an imaginary tea party.
Cheated while playing a game: If I have, it was when I was little.
Fallen asleep at work: Yesterday, in fact. It wasn't a head falling on the desk, drooling and snoring kind of sleep. You know that expression about your eyes glazing over? That's exactly what happened. I was staring at the computer screen when my eyes glazed over and just closed.
Used a fake ID: I don't think so. I just went to places that weren't too picky about asking for such stuff.
Felt an earthquake: No.
Touched a snake: Yes.
Been robbed: My purse was snatched and my house was broken into.
Petted a reindeer/goat: I've been to my share of petting zoos so I assume I stroked at least one of those creatures.
Won a contest: Never.
Been suspended from school: No.
Been in a car accident: Yes, see above.
Had braces: No.
Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night: Unfortunately, yes.
Witnessed a crime: Well, there was the purse snatching.
Swam in the ocean: Yes: Atlantic, Pacific and the Gulf of Mexico.
Sung karaoke: Not willingly. But I've been dragged more than a few times to karaoke bars.
Paid for a meal with only coins: Probably. I've certainly paid for things in coins before.
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose: Of course.
Been kissed under mistletoe: No.
Crashed a party: Not professionally.
Worn pearls: Of course.
Jumped off a bridge: No.
Ate dog/cat food: No.
Kissed a mirror: No.
Glued your hand to something: No. Confession: I'm scared of crazy glue.
Done a one-handed cartwheel: No.
Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours: Yes. I attended high school, after all.
Didn't take a shower for a week: Definitely not.
Pick and ate an apple right off the tree: Yes.
Been told by a complete stranger that you're hot: Is there a woman alive who hasn't?
How about you? Have you ever ...