Just put him out of his misery

Laurence Simon is a tad disappointed with the home team.

Quit screwing with us, Astros. Quit struggling and fighting when we all know you just give up in the end.

Quit giving us hope and then dashing it into bits.

Quit screwing with our plans. Quit fucking with our heads. Quit messing with our lives.

I'd really like to go to Ren Fest with my wife this Saturday. If you manage to win one or two and drag this Series out, she's stuck dealing with you guys when you end up blowing it all in Chicago anyway.