Another tradition going to the dogs

The Gurgling Cod laments the debased nature of sporting wagers between politicians.

If I ran the zoo, I would throw the publicists out on their bony asses, and propose a much steelier all-burrito bet: The notorious Guapo from El Pelon, against the infamous southside staple steak burrito from Maravilla. That would tell us something about our leaders. Irregardless, here's hoping Mitt gets a chance to choke on that cheesecake. Go Red Sox!