May 2, 2005

Talking about ...

Hairplugs.

Charlotte Allen:
I hope we never get down to the last man on earth. What if he had hair plugs or trimmed his nails at the breakfast table? We might never get the world repopulated!

Joseph Epstein:
Whenever I hear the senator from Delaware in his accusatory mode, I always think of something Tocqueville never got around to saying: that one may have hair plugs or a high moral tone, but surely one ought not to be permitted both.

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