May 20, 2005

Random thoughts from the road

The New Jersey Turnpike is the vilest stretch of road in Christendom.

Certain members of the service professions are under the misapprehension that it's more important for them to rearrange the condiments than to actually allow customers to retrieve and use said condiments. Note to the woman who puts out the continental breakfast at the Best Western in Delaware: This also applies to you. And frankly, I don't care if the folks at Best Western HQ have received complaints about bagel retrieval--just let me have the damn bagel. Oh, and put the coffee out before you put out the food.

If I had a camera phone, I could put up a blog devoted entirely to Glamour Don'ts.

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