May 12, 2005

Penultimate Apprentice

Impressions of The Apprentice as it unfolds.
  • Tana sucks. And why is little Miss Cheerful badmouthing her team constantly? Sure, they're a group of maladjusted misfits but she's always jawing about making the best of things ...
  • Programs not proofread. Apparently bad stuff about athletes included in blurbs. Not smart.
  • "The Governor is waiting." "That's OK." "That is not OK."
  • No American flag. Bad.
  • Governor tells Trump about flag. V. bad.
  • Bruce Jenner looks like hell.
  • Carolyn not impressed.
  • Tana oblivious.
  • Kendra much better. But her event is easier. No gymnasts, governors, swimmers, flags.
  • Tana remains oblivious: She thinks she won. And she did it all herself!
  • Kendra gets all teary eyed. Group hugs. They believe in me!
  • Boardroom: Carolyn challenges Tana; badmouthing team, proofreading errors. Trump brings up flag.
  • Kendra still teary-eyed. Trump: "You're team loves you.!" George brings up last week's meeting mess.
  • Trump questions Tana re education. Yada, yada. Kendra defends college. Says Tana a quitter. (Left college to get married.) Trump: NYC is a tough place. Can you handle it? Tana: I'm not needy. Kendra: Defensive. More education v. street smarts. Dismissed. Kendra and Tana sit in waiting room outside office.
  • Enter the team members.

  • See you next week. I'm betting on Kendra.

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