Global warming alert

Forget the internal combustion engine, the folks at Junk Science have discovered a new cause for global warning: Earth Day.

We've been plotting Earth's mean temperature for days and days and, as you can clearly see from our graphic, Earth's temperature was reasonably stable until... EARTH DAY! And who is responsible for Earth Day? People are! Q.e.d., anthropogenic global warming is a fact and we must immediately curtail Earth Day emissions in order to stabilise the climate and avert this crisis!