Mar 22, 2005

Spare no expense

What's with all this talk about dying with dignity? Professor Shade has other plans. His living will:
As long as there is a fly speck on the ceiling of a second-rate nursing home worth contemplating for months on end, I would consider myself in Zen-like rapture. Even listening to Bow-Flex infomercials on the hospital bed TV will be a vacuous vacation from the PC-talk crap I have to deal with daily in academia.

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